| Song | The Presbyterian Cat Went |
| Album | Christian Songs For Children |
| Genre | Traditional Christian Hymns |
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| Tags | The Presbyterian Cat Went |
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There Was A Presbyterian Cat
Went Searching For Her Prey,
And Foond A Moose Within The Hoose
Upon The Sawbath Day.
The People All Were Horrified,
And They Were Grieved Sair,
And Straightway Led That Wicked Cat
Before The Ministaire.
The Ministaire Was Horrified
And Unto Her Did Say:
“Oh, Naughty Cat To Catch A Moose
Upon The Sawbath Day.
“The Sawbath’s Been, Fra Days Of Yore,
An Institution.”
So They Straightway Led That Wicked Cat
To Execution.
The Higher Up The Plum Tree Grows
The Sweeter Grow The Plums,
The More The Cobbler Plies His Trade
The Broader Grow His Thumbs.
