| Song | The School Rules Song |
| Album | YouTube Top Worship Songs |
| Genre | Traditional Christian Hymns |
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| Tags | The School Rules Song |
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This Is An Important Mater,
How We Should Behave At School,
We Will Get Along Much Better,
When We Can Obey Our Rules,
Put A Mouldy Nose In A Jar,
Put It In The Teachers Car,
Were Learning Were Learning,
Punch The Teacher In The Face,
Swear Out Loud, Be A Disgrace,
Were Learning, Were Learning
Tie Your Teacher To A Chair,
Cut Off All Her Frizzy Hair,
Were Learning, Were Learning,
You Must Go Climbing Up Tall Trees,
The Swimming Pool Is Meant For Wees,
Were Learning, Were Learning,
Cack Everyone, Show Their Butts,
Kick The Teacher In The Nuts,
Were Learning, Were Learning,
Smash The Teacher’s New Laptops,
Fake Alarm, Let’s Call The Cops,
Were Learning, Were Learning,
Do Tap-Dancing On The Roof,
Point At Them And Take The Spoof,
Were Learning, Were Learning,
Look Wright Through The Teachers Draw,
Tell Them That There All A Bore,
Were Learning, Were Learning,
Head-But Them In The Chest,
Never Ever Do Your Best,
Were Learning, Were Learning,
Strangle Them With Rope,
Tell Them That They’ve Got No Hope,
Were Learning, Were Learning
Threaten The Kids With Sharp Forks,
Make The Confess That They Are Dorks,
Were Learning, Were Learning,
Raid The Trophy Cabernet,
Over Feed The Goldfish Jet,
Were Learning, Were Learning
